Tallulah De Noir Tallulah De Noir was born in a tiny, not-worth-mentioning hamlet in Alabama.  Spending her childhood between the sleepy kudzu-covered hills and on the road with her overzealously religious family,  Tallulah developed a taste for the road and a disdain for the conventions and restrictions of society.  At the tender age of 16, Tallulah was all but sold into an arranged marriage at the hand of her tyrannically evangelistic father.  The marriage was as tumultuous as her upbringing had been; Tallulah found herself further honing both her sass and her survival skills while trying her best to repress her wild nature.  After a few brief, torturous months with her monstrously misogynistic husband, Tallulah’s famously passionate nature overcame her.  One evening after a particularly masochistic dispute Tallulah’s evil husband duly met his end in a less-than-pleasant, and less-than-tidy, manner.  Covering her blood-stained hands with fabulous gloves, Tallulah appropriately adopted the last name “de Noir” to signify her transition into temptress/black widow extraordinaire. Following her, um, separation of from her late husband, she found herself on the lam.  She fled to South America, exploring the continent, the men, and her liberation.  Finally, Tallulah found herself back in Alabama; it wasn’t long before Mama Dixie caught wind of the mischievous madame and recruited her to the Pink Box Burlesque.